From The Babylon Bee:
Chick-Fil-A Outsources Food Production To McDonald’s
November 27th, 2019
ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A has announced a major change in the production of its delicious chicken sandwiches. The company will now be outsourcing all food production to McDonald’s.
According to corporate spokespeople, since the company’s unique approach has been working so incredibly well, it was only obvious that it was time to change things up. “Why fix what isn’t broken? Well, because a few people were mad about it, that’s why,” a spokesperson said. …
In addition, Chick-fil-A is having McDonald’s train all its new employees. They will simply grunt when you ask them for something, they will forget you even exist, and they are guaranteed to forget the sauce for your McNuggets, “every time, guaranteed.” Instead of saying, “my pleasure,” Chick-fil-A employees will now say, “Yeah, OK, whatever, bro.” …
The restaurants will also be open on Sunday.