Commenter FX Enderby updates the Declaration of Independence:
We hold Our Values to be self-evident, that all Billionaires are endowed by The Economy with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Cheap Labor, Open Borders and the repression of contrary opinions. That to secure these rights, Global Financial Oligarchs are instituted among Men, deriving their powers from manufactured consent of the governed. That whenever any act of Congress restricts the free flow of Cheap Labor, it is the Right of the Oligarchs to alter or to abolish it, and to instruct the Supreme Court, or any available court, to ignore such laws.
We, the self appointed Elite Oligarchs of Global Finance, in Davos, Assembled, appealing to the Reified Economy, Supreme Judge of the World for the rectitude of our intentions, do, by Authority of Our Media, solemnly publish and declare, That WE, the Supeme Owners of the United States Government, are, and of Right ought to be, Absolved from all Allegiance to the citizens of the United States and that We have full Power to declare War on, utterly dispossess, replace at whim, or totally dissolve such citizens; and to do all other Acts and Things which Greedy Psychopaths may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Economy, we mutually pledge to greedily increase our Fortunes, by any means necessary regardless of any obsolete conceptions of Honor.