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Those who have appointed themselves to speak in the name of British Jews are determined to use any means to stop Corbyn. And they are not alone. Now, we learn from the rabid Zionist Jewish Chronicle that Israeli born psychic and spoon bender Uri Geller is firmly committed to stopping the Labour leader from becoming our PM.

Geller spoke in Jerusalem on a panel with Roseanne Barr at an event chaired by American rabbi, Shmuley Boteach. In answer to a question about the Labour Party leader, Mr. Geller told the Jerusalem audience: “I have no problem in saying he is an antisemite. God forbid if he takes control.”

Rabbi Boteach asked Geller if he thought his celebrity status might be harmed by speaking out and calling Mr. Corbyn an antisemite.

“With all my telepathic powers I am not going to let that happen,” Geller said. “I have charisma, if I said it, I would say it in the right way. I would have to say it live on TV in Britain and feel the Jewish people looking at me.”

Ms Barr, could not resist. She said she too would support Mr Geller with her own “telepathic powers.”

This peculiar public exchange among three Jewish celebrities about Britain’s political future was reported by the Jewish Chronicle as a ‘news item.’ Apparently it was the most read article on the JC yesterday. Personally, I do not believe that Corbyn is on his way to 10 Downing Street nor do I think that his party, in its current state, is able to lead a country: it can’t even lead itself. I do wonder, however, whether the Brits are prepared for this crude supernatural interference with what is left of their crumbling democracy. Perhaps the MOD together with MI6 should begin immediate consideration of countermeasures. My guess is that saturating Britain with a high velocity magnetic field might suppress the powers of the spoon. Apparently no one has ever found an effective remedy for Barr’s ‘telepathic powers.’

Geller explained his support for Theresa May and the Tories to his Jerusalem audience. “It is important that she [Theresa May] stays in power because god forbid Corbyn should take her place,” Do I detect a hint of self-doubt in Geller’s statement? It sounds like the psychic doesn’t fully trust his own supernatural powers, nor does he seem assured by Roseanne Barr’s telepathic assistance. In the end, it is God that he asks to save the chosen people from the Amalekite Labour leader.

As an avid reader of Jewish history, I would advise Geller not to put his trust in his creator. For some peculiar reason the Jewish God tends to take a holiday when his favourite people are in desperate need of divine intervention.

(Republished from Gilad Atzmon by permission of author or representative)
 
• Category: Foreign Policy • Tags: Britain, Israel Lobby, Jeremy Corbyn 
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  1. David says:

    A Jewish friend who sometimes needs a ride to the airport will often ask me not to talk on the way because (he says) he is orchestrating the traffic with telepathic powers. Pretty sure he really believes it. But it could be what I say, too.

    edit: Mr Uze, the can’t-edit-first-comment bug is getting old.

  2. ariadna says:

    Only someone who has not seen Geller live can in ignorance make fun of him.
    I saw him many years ago on a Johnny Carson show and I was impressed by his poise and authority. Unfortunately I didn’t get to see spoons melt like so many Dali clocks on his fingers because Carson sabotaged him. Just as Geller was about to perform Carson asked him to use spoons that he, Carson, provided instead of those Geller always brought along. Naturally, Geller refused, insulted, and stormed off the set.
    Why did Carson do that, most likely knowing that the great telepath would be insulted? My guess is that Carson, an amateur magician, did it out of plain, eternal Goyisch envy.
    With Geller AND Roseanne Barr on her side Teresa May is unstoppable.

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    , @Paul
  3. One of the best YouTube videos I have ever watched was Gilad Atzmon’s presentation on cognitive bifurcation. It no longer shows up on YouTube.

    The fact that the Geller article was presented by the JC non-ironically, and was the most widely read article on their site, is further evidence of the strength of the ‘cognitive bifurcation’ hypothesis.

    So much for seichel, eh?

    The video below is a similar presentation, but with worse production values – but it’s styill well worth watching… the money quote at 4:30 –

    “For many years, I came across the notion of the Jewish genius; I was always trouble by it, because the amount of Jewish idiots that I encountered during my life, was more than the normal.”

    • Replies: @ariadna
  4. Issac says:

    And what of the British themselves? Is the UK a game of inside baseball for the diaspora? That would appear to be the case.

  5. Currahee says:

    Geller, Barr, Shmuley?
    “…don’t worry, they’re here.”

  6. ariadna says:
    @Kratoklastes

    Correction:
    Not “more than normal.”. He says “more than enormous.”

    • Replies: @Kratoklastes
  7. @ariadna

    What about Theresa May, will she be unstoppable as well?

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  8. Wally says:

    Most here recognize that Jews are generally mentally unstable, chronic liars, & grossly self-centered; yet they curiously believe Jews when Jews make ridiculous, easily debunked, & scientifically impossible claims about their fake “holocaust”.

    There’s a sucker born every minute“.

    see:
    ‘strong Jew tendency towards mental illness assists in their ‘holocaust’ fantasies’: https://forum.codoh.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=12239
    related:
    ‘Scientists Discover Gene That Predisposes Ashkenazi Jews to Schizophrenia
    Variations of the DNST3 gene make Ashkenazi Jews 40 percent more likely to develop schizophrenia and similar diseases.’

    https://www.haaretz.com/.premium-ashkenazi-gene-increases-schizophrenia-1.5294333

  9. @ariadna

    You’re right; my dictation software must have been confused by Gilad’s accent.

    It doesn’t change the gist of what he was saying; if anything, it’s a stronger rejection of seichel outside of the (acknowledged) tiny, mostly Western-European (i.e., Sephardic) cognitive elite.

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  10. ‘It is important that she [Theresa May] stays in power because god forbid Corbyn should take her place’—Geller

    Sure, Corbyn doesn’t bow down to Israel quite as low as May but there is every reason to believe that a Corbyn government would carry out Jewry’s policy of race and faith replacement even more enthusiastically than the Tories. Oy vey, some people are never satisfied.

  11. Tyrion 2 says:

    One cannot reasonably be aghast at a click bait article being the most clicked on, especially while commenting nonsense on it.

  12. Corbyn comes downstairs in his pyjamas. He crumbles a Weetabix into a bowl of milk. Still groggy before the coffee kicks in, he dips his spoon into the bowl. When he lifts the spoon out of the bowl he is only holding the handle as the end has broken off. He mutters “wtf”.

  13. Blake says:

    Favourite people was not put in quotation marks.

  14. Paul says:
    @ariadna

    Uri Geller refused to attempt his shtick with the spoons because he is a fraud. Johnny Carson exposed him.

    It is one thing to engage in illusion as entertainment, but to maintain it is something other than illusion promotes superstition and irrationality.

    • Replies: @SkepticForever
  15. @Paul

    For more on Geller’s talents, see James Randi’s entry on Wikipedia and search the words “cereal boxes”
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi

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