Dear Mexican: I noticed that
Mexican people don’t generally smoke. Don’t get me wrong—I’m not condoning smoking, but it’s interesting to see how some groups do or do no smoke, and I have yet to see a
Mexican person smoke cigarettes. Does the tobacco industry not target
Gabacho Smoker: American
Lung Association stats show that
Latinos have the second-lowest rate of smoking among ethnic groups, with only 15.8 percent of
Latinos smoking in 2008, compared with 21.3 percent of negritos and 22 percent of gabachos. And in the
Mexican immigrants had an astoundingly low rate of 11.6 percent (Chicanos, on the other hand, smoke at a 20.1 percent rate—go, assimilation!). And it’s not a new trend—studies going back to the 1980s cite the low smoking rate of
Mexis. Reasons? Catholicism, mostly: the
Church forbade smoking back when it ruled
Mexico, and the stigma resonates to the present day. Besides,
Mexicans need their lungs for the
Reconquista. Our livers, on the otra hand? Meh…
Mexicans, birds, and ferrets all seem to be naturally attracted to shiny, sparkly things no matter how gaudy or tacky. If evolution is true, does this mean that
Mexicans evolved from birds and ferrets?
Fond of Frottage
Gabacho: No, we’re descended from jaguars—and evolution says we’ll eat gabachos to extinction…or is that demographics?
Hola! I’m a long time reader, first time writer. I was thinking a long time about what to ask, because I don’t want to ask a dumb question and embarrass myself. I finally decided to ask on something that tends to bother me a lot. Why do you think that the second and/or third generations of
Mexicans born in this country don’t know about their history? What makes parents not teach their kids? My father is
Mexican and my mom is of
Latino descent. When I was a small boy, I was always taught about my heritage and I embrace it. I know that it has to do with where I was brought up, but I was raised in a predominately
Mexican area of
Houston. When we moved away from there, I came to reside in an area with more gringos than anything. Now my brother, who is 13 years younger than I am, knows a small amount, if anything, about his heritage. Dammit! I’m proud to be brown and I think that the younger generations should be too. Just so you know I am not some cholito with tattoos and a lowrider; I’m just a regular guy in his twenties who happens to know where he comes from.
Confused Boy: It’s not just the second- and third-generation
Mexicans who forget their history; as you noted in your own family story, even younger siblings within familias forsake their traditions, even if they live in the brownest sections of town. But everyone in this country forgets, from the
Know Nothings who are currently demonizing
Central American and
Mexican kids coming across the border with the same language used against their ancestors to
Mexican-Americans who rail against new arrivals from southern
Mexico despite being más darker than pressure-treated redwood to the neocons who want us to invade
Iraq anew. I wish I could end this answer on a funny not, but our collective historical amnesia is the biggest threat to the U.S.’s future since…a yak in heat!
Mexican at email@example.com, be his fan on