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Why Don't Mexicans Know Their Own History?

Dear Mexican: I noticed that Mexican people don’t generally smoke. Don’t get me wrong—I’m not condoning smoking, but it’s interesting to see how some groups do or do no smoke, and I have yet to see a Mexican person smoke cigarettes. Does the tobacco industry not target Latinos?

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Fulminating Fumador

Dear Gabacho Smoker: American Lung Association stats show that Latinos have the second-lowest rate of smoking among ethnic groups, with only 15.8 percent of Latinos smoking in 2008, compared with 21.3 percent of negritos and 22 percent of gabachos. And in the Latino category, Mexican immigrants had an astoundingly low rate of 11.6 percent (Chicanos, on the other hand, smoke at a 20.1 percent rate—go, assimilation!). And it’s not a new trend—studies going back to the 1980s cite the low smoking rate of Mexis. Reasons? Catholicism, mostly: the Church forbade smoking back when it ruled Mexico, and the stigma resonates to the present day. Besides, Mexicans need their lungs for the Reconquista. Our livers, on the otra hand? Meh…

 

Mexicans, birds, and ferrets all seem to be naturally attracted to shiny, sparkly things no matter how gaudy or tacky. If evolution is true, does this mean that Mexicans evolved from birds and ferrets?

Fond of Frottage

Dear Gabacho: No, we’re descended from jaguars—and evolution says we’ll eat gabachos to extinction…or is that demographics?

 

Hola! I’m a long time reader, first time writer. I was thinking a long time about what to ask, because I don’t want to ask a dumb question and embarrass myself. I finally decided to ask on something that tends to bother me a lot. Why do you think that the second and/or third generations of Mexicans born in this country don’t know about their history? What makes parents not teach their kids? My father is Mexican and my mom is of Latino descent. When I was a small boy, I was always taught about my heritage and I embrace it. I know that it has to do with where I was brought up, but I was raised in a predominately Mexican area of Houston. When we moved away from there, I came to reside in an area with more gringos than anything. Now my brother, who is 13 years younger than I am, knows a small amount, if anything, about his heritage. Dammit! I’m proud to be brown and I think that the younger generations should be too. Just so you know I am not some cholito with tattoos and a lowrider; I’m just a regular guy in his twenties who happens to know where he comes from.

El Niño Confundido

Dear Confused Boy: It’s not just the second- and third-generation Mexicans who forget their history; as you noted in your own family story, even younger siblings within familias forsake their traditions, even if they live in the brownest sections of town. But everyone in this country forgets, from the Know Nothings who are currently demonizing Central American and Mexican kids coming across the border with the same language used against their ancestors to Mexican-Americans who rail against new arrivals from southern Mexico despite being más darker than pressure-treated redwood to the neocons who want us to invade Iraq anew. I wish I could end this answer on a funny not, but our collective historical amnesia is the biggest threat to the U.S.’s future since…a yak in heat!

 

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  1. Freman Bregg says:

    Uh. I always thought Mexicans evolved from marsupial primates.

  2. Retired says:

    If I were an Mexican who fled my country because it had abandoned me, I would not want to remember its history either. That’s why I don’t care about Scottish history. The bigger problem is that no one, gabacho nor faux conquistadore knows any history, Mexican or American. Neither the parents nor the schools teach it properly. Every one thinks the world began the day they were born.

  3. El Nino Confundido may not realize it, but whether he likes it or not his parents’ neighhbors back in la patria would probably regard him as a “gringo” and, given his current attitude, his “gringo” neighbors up here probably regard him as a puto “wetback”. Maybe he should man up and decide whether he wants to be an American or a Mexican. He can’t be both and trying to achieve the impossible makes him neither.

    By the way, if he really wants to learn about Mexican history he might start by studying the “revolution” of 1910-1920. This was really a race war between the ruling hidalgos and recent european immigrants, the mestizos, and the indios. As usual, the whites won after offering some concessions to the mestizos and have been running Mexico as a corrupt kleptocracy ever since. That’s probably one of the reasons his folks moved north.

  4. El Know-nada says:

    Fir and pine are pressure treated, but redwood is naturally rot-resistant, so it isn’t.

  5. M_Young says:

    Not that the situation is remotely comparable … no welfare state in 1848, rudimentary public schools, still free land available for homesteaders but…the Know-Nothings were right. Look at the Supreme Court…the most powerful institution in the US. Not a single white protestant…not a single protestant, on it.

  6. Because they are becoming good Norteamericanos: “Americans” don’t know their own history.

  7. Curle says:

    @El Gringo Maximo

    Raising the question why would whites winning be an ‘as usual’ situation?

  8. @El Gringo Maximo

    “Maybe he should man up and decide whether he wants to be an American or a Mexican. He can’t be both”

    Sure he can. That’s called Mexican-American.

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