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Dear Mexican: I found your column about Mexican men and spousal abuse, and my question is: Is there any help for this ever ending? I’ve been with a Mexican man, who is also an abuser of alcohol, although it has slimmed down some. He gets angry out of the blue and starts hitting on me and later realizes what he has done and cries. I had to leave him for my protection, but the feelings between us remain, and I don’t know what to do with the situation. Can you provide any comments or help?

Abusada

Dear Abused: Get out of that relationship—now. But before you leave, coat that pendejo’s toilet paper with habanero powder, so he gets the burn in the culo he deserves.

How do Mexicans feel about environmental issues? Specifically, a population explosion that will cause eventual food shortages? I am told that procreation is a very macho thing for the Mexican male. You have even mentioned in the past that men do not perform oral sex on women because it’s not important when having children. How does that way of thinking weigh in with regard to the future of the planet?

El Blanco Pedro

Dear Pedro Gabacho:Malthus called—he wants his crackpot theory back. Besides, the gabacho love of suburbia proved far more toxic to the environment than any 12-child Mexican mom ever did, so vete a la chingada con your faux environmental concern.

OPEN LETTER TO OUR NEW PRESIDENT: Gentle cabrones: as I write this, the Mexican still doesn’t have a feel for whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump (or neither?) will be the next president of the United States (The Mexican has to file his columna a week before actual publication—viva dead-tree journalism). In the interest of not looking more pendejo than usual, I will write three open letters to ensure I get the results right. Enjoy!

TO PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON: Congrats on beating that pendejo Trump—you’re now the greatest female savior of Mexicans since the original Santa Sabina, the legendary curandera for which the goth-Mex band was named. But that’s not enough. Do not inherit the title of Deporter-in-Chief from Obama. Realize that the only reason you won is because raza overwhelmingly voted for you—and we want results besides appointments of token vendidos (although do give a cool gig to Congressman Xavier Becerra, a truly down Chicano). Don’t pay attention to all the Know Nothings who insist on enforcement before amnesty. There’s millions of Mexicans who have lived their entire lives in limbo, and it’s your job to save them. And if you do that? We’ll create a new altar to you at Tepeyac.

ORDER IT NOW

TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Congrats on beating that pendeja Killary—you’re now the greatest unifier of Mexicans since Porfirio Diaz. Don’t even try to deport 12 million people, or build that nasty, small-handed wall. Back in the day, raza mostly stood meekly as everyone from Presidents Hoover to Roosevelt to Eisenhower to Obama enacted mass deportations—but those were honorable men. You’re not. We will protest, we will resist, we will struggle, we will take over elected offices the way Irish took over Boston. You hear me, President Pendejo? We ain’t no sleeping giant—we woke, and we’re ready to make your one-term more pitiful than Enrique Peña Nieto. Oh, and #fucktrump.

TO NO RESULTS YET: No mames, America.

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  1. Anon says: • Disclaimer

    Ron, why in the world do you publish this troglodyte, an embarassment to any Mexican with any culture? Really, he is just a vulgar lout and an intellectual pygmy.

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    Ron, why in the world do you publish this troglodyte, an embarassment to any Mexican with any culture? Really, he is just a vulgar lout and an intellectual pygmy.
     
    I do like how he admits with no shame that illegal mexican aliens are essentially a massive sleeper cell, ready to take up arms against our constitution. I SO hope they do what this lout claims they will do and occupy public offices by force.

    Please, god, make it happen.

    In the meantime, thanks to this Mexican, we are clearly and fully informed of our clear and present danger that will take shape the minute Trump decides to enforce his oath to the Constitution.

    Bye-bye arrogant Pendajo!

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  2. Mexicans feel that an environment devoid of graffiti is sterile.

    The intelligent, European part of Mexican DNA enjoys the great outdoors, though in most cases it gets no farther than a noisy, drunken, daylong fiesta at the local public park that ends with fistfights and arrests.

    The 90 IQ Asiatic part of Mexican DNA causes African-style behavior; it’s the part that votes Democratic for Uncle Samantha to steal money from Whites at gunpoint and give it to Mexicans.

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    The 90 IQ Asiatic part of Mexican DNA causes African-style behavior; it’s the part that votes Democratic for Uncle Sam to steal money from Whites at gunpoint and give it to Mexicans.
     
    Because we somehow owe it to this foreign race of Aztecs, Mayans, bandidos, and blockheads. Starting 1992 with passage of NAFTA was when these thieves and their narcotics really started flooding in here.
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  3. Mexico is the only country I’ve yet visited where the residents throw their garbage onto their own front yards. (It’s also the only country where I was held up by the police.) And yes, a hundred million more Mexicans is not a good thing, no matter where they end up.

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    It's better to throw garbage into your own front yard than someone else's, or into public space. I don't know which cultures or classes are the "littering classes." I'd like to know.
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    Mexico is the only country I’ve yet visited where the residents throw their garbage onto their own front yards.
     
    Dealing with supermarket garbage is problematical if you live in a place that does not have garbage collection services. I have seen families in the Dominican Republic throwing their garbage out of a window at the back of the house, where it was later recycled by goats. However the goats did not seem to have any means of disposing of soda cans.
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  4. Dumbo says:

    If there was no other reason to deport all Mexicans from the US, just this column would suffice. President Trump, please deport this pendejo Arellano as soon as possible.

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  5. gruff says:

    29% of Latino votes went to Trump. What’s your response there Gustavo?

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  6. I really wish my hometown newspaper, the OC Register, would recognize Gus’ talent and give him Yvette Cabrera’s old column. I think it was titled “They’re Picking On My Tribe and I Don’t Like It.”

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  7. Clyde says:
    @Je Suis Omar Mateen
    Mexicans feel that an environment devoid of graffiti is sterile.

    The intelligent, European part of Mexican DNA enjoys the great outdoors, though in most cases it gets no farther than a noisy, drunken, daylong fiesta at the local public park that ends with fistfights and arrests.

    The 90 IQ Asiatic part of Mexican DNA causes African-style behavior; it's the part that votes Democratic for Uncle Samantha to steal money from Whites at gunpoint and give it to Mexicans.

    The 90 IQ Asiatic part of Mexican DNA causes African-style behavior; it’s the part that votes Democratic for Uncle Sam to steal money from Whites at gunpoint and give it to Mexicans.

    Because we somehow owe it to this foreign race of Aztecs, Mayans, bandidos, and blockheads. Starting 1992 with passage of NAFTA was when these thieves and their narcotics really started flooding in here.

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  8. anon says: • Disclaimer
    @Anon
    Ron, why in the world do you publish this troglodyte, an embarassment to any Mexican with any culture? Really, he is just a vulgar lout and an intellectual pygmy.

    Ron, why in the world do you publish this troglodyte, an embarassment to any Mexican with any culture? Really, he is just a vulgar lout and an intellectual pygmy.

    I do like how he admits with no shame that illegal mexican aliens are essentially a massive sleeper cell, ready to take up arms against our constitution. I SO hope they do what this lout claims they will do and occupy public offices by force.

    Please, god, make it happen.

    In the meantime, thanks to this Mexican, we are clearly and fully informed of our clear and present danger that will take shape the minute Trump decides to enforce his oath to the Constitution.

    Bye-bye arrogant Pendajo!

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  9. Dave Pinsen says: • Website

    Let me guess: “It’s too clean”?

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  10. Hcat says: • Website
    @Kyle McKenna
    Mexico is the only country I've yet visited where the residents throw their garbage onto their own front yards. (It's also the only country where I was held up by the police.) And yes, a hundred million more Mexicans is not a good thing, no matter where they end up.

    It’s better to throw garbage into your own front yard than someone else’s, or into public space. I don’t know which cultures or classes are the “littering classes.” I’d like to know.

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  11. Having had Mexican tenants in the past, I would say that they need a lot of education about how to use modern garbage disposal services, recycling, use of ashtrays, etc.

    If this was just based on one family or one group, it might be considered prejudiced, but my experience is based on several groups of tenants.

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  12. @Kyle McKenna
    Mexico is the only country I've yet visited where the residents throw their garbage onto their own front yards. (It's also the only country where I was held up by the police.) And yes, a hundred million more Mexicans is not a good thing, no matter where they end up.

    Mexico is the only country I’ve yet visited where the residents throw their garbage onto their own front yards.

    Dealing with supermarket garbage is problematical if you live in a place that does not have garbage collection services. I have seen families in the Dominican Republic throwing their garbage out of a window at the back of the house, where it was later recycled by goats. However the goats did not seem to have any means of disposing of soda cans.

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  13. Tad says:

    Visit Mexico and it’s pretty obvious how they feel about the environment – it’s both a trash can and a toilet. Honestly, this Arellano fellow just isn’t up to the standards of most authors on unz.com.

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  14. A los mejicanos les encantan los ambientes de joda, desorden, quilombo, bacanal, fosa séptica, relajo, bulla, chillantería . . .

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