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Can't believe it took us so long, but commenter Dmitry has finally put two and two together: The famous antimatter hyperdrives built into the pyramids: ... must have been based on the same technology that powered the spaceships on which Russians' ancestors arrived on this pla
666D Checkers, Clever Plan Overclock, Mnogokhodovka Immanentized, etc.
Our resident Kholmogorov translator Fluctuarius Argenteus further develops his Russoshoe Theory: Some examples: A - Soviet nationalists/Prokhanov Unz.com columnists: Israel Shamir, Martyanov B - This blog's erstwhile commenter Lazy Glossophiliac Most Russian neo-Stalinists, Eurasianists The Saker (with caveats) The Spencerian Alt Right (esp. Nina Kouprianova) Tankies C - Mainstream Russian nationalists inc. Fluctuarius,
Domodedovo is a great airport. Rationally organized. A surprisingly good Indian restaurant (Paprika). Giant portraits of Great Leader Zhirik. What more do you need? Here's what you don't need: Belgians and 2 cm of snow. Brussels Airlines was too cheap to even shill out for separate room, instead packing all the stranded passengers in a... Read More
So many of what I like to call "powerful takes" in this thread. On second thought, I should have saved my time and energy, and just replied with this:
RationalWiki a few weeks ago, now the SPLC: "The Internet Research Agency: behind the shadowy network that meddled in the 2016 Elections." Looks like I'm doing good progress up the ranks of the Legions of Hate (and Unemployability). Reprinting my comment: Hi, I'm the ultrafascist esoteric Hitlerist anti-Semitic Unz blogger mentioned here. This article massively... Read More
Timeline of The Rybka Affair: 1. Nastya Rybka (real name: Anastasia Vashukevich, from Belarus; watch her "videos" here), an escort girl who does political inverse-FEMEN "performances" (e.g. a naked protest in support of Harvey Weinstein) under the leadership of "sex trainer" Alex Lesley (real name: Alexander Kirillov, a Belorussian fraudster turned PUA-for-girls guru), did one... Read More
Fluctuarius Argenteus (the guy who does most of the Egor Kholmogorov translations here):
Is here at last: It is almost certainly courtesy of Internet lolcow Oliver D. Smith (Twitter), with whom I had this short exchange a few hours before its publication: Although I appreciate their help in actualizing my potential, there are a number of errors that I wish to clear up. Anatoly Karlin is a Russian... Read More
Wikipedia: Weismann claimed that acquired characteristics could not be inherited. Therefore, training benefits only the trained generation. Their children will not exhibit the learned improvements and, in turn, will need to be improved. "No degenerate and feeble stock will ever be converted into healthy and sound stock by the accumulated effects of education, good laws,... Read More
Speaking of "pathetic" - it's жалко, not жалько. Yeah why should a Professor of Political Science at Stanford who supposedly specializes in Russia need the Russian language anyway? In all fairness, you can't exactly lose what you
Last week, I wrote about the 10 ways in which life in Russia is better than America. Now it's time for Uncle Sam to have his due.   Typical Moscow sleeper suburb. Although Russian prices are 2x cheaper than America's, the blunt fact is that wages are also 4x-5x lower. Consequently, the standard of living... Read More
It has now been exactly a year since I returned to Russia. One of the questions I get asked the most from Russians and foreigners alike is whether I enjoy living here, or whether I am disappointed. My answer is that it fell within my "range of expectations". I like to think that this is... Read More
A couple of memes that you can only find in the most autistically glorious corners of /pol/. If we view history as an evolutionary competition between societies and ideas, it seems obvious that primitivism would be the most self-defeating - and consequently, self-refuting - ideology on the planet. While transhumanism is accelerationism maxed, the most... Read More
So the leader of Russia's Communist Party (KPRF) Zyuganov and Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov have gotten into a bit of a spat over whether or not Lenin should be buried. Zyuganov thinks calls to bury Lenin are "idle chatter," and apparently believes that the Great Revolution "ended in a practically bloodless manner." Kadyrov begged to... Read More
An anti-Putin journalist gets her throat slashed by an intruder forcing his way into one of the last bastions of "free, independent journalism" in Russia. As if that wasn't enough, it came on the background of a recent Russian TV geopolitical drama series called "The Sleepers" - sort of a Russian analogue of "The Americans"... Read More
Regular readers will know I live in the prole area of Moscow. As it turns out, my flat is ghetto as fuck. Drug overdose a few months ago. A murder a couple of days ago. 14/88 graffiti on the walls. Meanwhile, on the same day, the Higher School of Economics - Russia's top economics institution,... Read More
So this Fulbright alumnus writes articles about "global blackness and Russia-U.S. politics" for the Washington Post. Not surprisingly, he is a man of many "powerful" takes. What is this Article 282-free nationalist paradise that he's describing, I want there. Anyhow there's something of a pattern here.
Time to pull this sucker down. Rich, slave-owning white men with no popular mandate who took up arms against their legitimate government deserve no sympathy, and belong to the dustbin of history. I am talking about the Founding Fathers, of course. That was sarcasm. Probably... I mean, this is Leftist/SJW hystrionics taken to their logical... Read More
The Swedish Institute has acknowledged me as a far right extremist "dedicated to hate against migrants, women, LGBTQ people, and human rights organizations." I am in the company of 14,392 other Swedish and "international" accounts that have a "high extremism and/or Neo-Nazi orientation" and threaten violence. The Swedish Institute is most famous for running the... Read More
Time to fess up: I have been cucked by The Donald. I outline many of my longer articles on Evernote. I don't suppose this one is going to be written anytime soon, so I'm just reprinting the notes in almost unredacted form. Public humiliation is part of the cuckoldry fetish, after all. I suppose the... Read More
I'll have a more serious post on this soon enough, but for now, reactions from some of the more important and interesting players. Although they are present, the "anti-globalist" crowd - Steve Bannon and his allies, Stephen Miller and Michael Anton - are relegated to the back, while the likes of Jared Kushner occupy a... Read More
We all know what the US State Department and its PR lackeys (the Western media) thought about it. How about everyone else? What Crimeans thought about it: What the Crimean Tatars thought about it: What the Euromaidanists thought about it:
Ukraine has committed to celebrating diversity at Eurovision 2017. Russia agrees with this noble sentiment. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger fan of diversity than Russia. This is why Russia is sending wheel-chair bound Yulia Samoylova to sing "Flame is Burning," a powerful ballad about love and hope. Now Kiev don't seem... Read More
There are some theories floating around on the internets as to whether I am a bagel or even "a Turk of sorts and probably a muzzie actually." Now that I have finally become who I am, it is time to reveal who I am. Actually I was always an open book on this matter, but... Read More
Beta males are the builders of civilization. You just can’t do without them. If their interests aren’t catered for, society devolves into a tribalistic jungle. When traditional mores - that is, the masculine norms that underpin civilization - collapse, female hypergamy is unleashed, leading eventually to soft polygamy. Ironically, this overwhelmingly benefits just a small... Read More
The Guardian now loves them some Bush:
Via Stuart Ritchie: This looks about right. Opinions on the validity of g seem to mostly correlate with your position on the economic part of left-right spectrum. This explains why academia is so allergic towards it, while the otherwise SJW-wy but libertarian-heavy, autistic, and high-IQ rationalist/futurist crowd takes such an unexpectedly close interest in it.... Read More
... It will quickly turn into a Third World dump and beg to be let back into the Trumpenreich. Seriously, this is the dumbest idea ever. I mean, go ahead. It's pretty much a lost cause at this point, the ghost of America's Christmas future a few more decades down the line. Only half its... Read More
Okay so everyone and his mother and dog knows Sweden is basically a meme country at this point: Immigrants consume more gibs than natives. Account for 75% of rapes. Newspapers "whiten" the faces of criminal suspects as a matter of policy (still manages to top all the free speech/media indices) Scowling array of feminist politicians... Read More
I am leaving for Moscow tomorrow (today?). There is a surfeit of excellent people in London, and I have met some of the very best during my time here, including the Russia analyst Alexander Mercouris, the psychometrist James Thompson (who recently moved to this website), the futurist Anders Sandberg, and a few others who would... Read More
The SF Bay Area. As I am leaving the United States for an indeterminate period of time, now would likely not be a bad time to share some of my impressions of what is still, when all is said and done, an extraordinarily effective, dynamic, and successful nation. It would be redundant to compare to... Read More
Eurasian News Agency ENA (8am Moscow/1am EST) The Republicat regime has been shaken to its core in the wake of a brazen massacre of fifty members of the Orlando LGBT tribe at a gay club by an apparently lone gunman of the Wahhabi sect. Regime stalwart Marco Rubio, present at the scene, emerged shaken but... Read More
Russia is surprisingly mediocre at the beautiful game. What makes this at first sight all the more surprising is that Russia is hardly a slouch when it comes to many other sports. It is consistently in the top three at the Summer Olympics, beaten out only by the US and China with their much larger... Read More
In the spirit of Foreign Policy's map of Chinese stereotypes about Europe, I did the same thing for Russia using the autocomplete to "why [country/people]..." in Google.ru. Vast swathes of Eastern Europe are dominated by Russians asking why the local denizens don't like them, so to make room for more interesting stereotypes, I just colored... Read More
— Uthan the Perverse, Warhammer 40K. Could Orks be the logical endpoint of human evolution?
Here is one of the most popular feel-good #refugeeswelcome cartoons going round the Internets these past few days by the cartoonist John Cole: Of course, one not inconsiderable problem is that a disturbingly big percentage of Syrian refugees - some 13% of them, according to a November 2014 poll by the Arab Center for Research... Read More
Charlie Hebdo had a hearty response to the terrorist downing of KGL9268: "The dangers of low-cost Russian airlines," "I should have taken Air Cocaine," "Daesh: Russian aviation intensifies the bombing." So drôle! When challenged on Russian condemnations of their humor: Of course, as traditi
Ben "Shishkebab" Garrison, the most trolled cartoonist on the Internet, is increasingly making the artistic efforts of his most devoted fans redundant. And here he was warning us of Eurabia a few days before the Paris terrorist attacks. It is now evident that he never was just the standard, run-of-the-mill libertarian cartoonist that the shills... Read More
Pumpkin Person (PP), an up and coming IQ blogger, has estimated Putin's IQ to be about 127. He derives this based on a z-factor analysis of Putin's status as the most powerful White person in the world (135), based on the 0.4 correlation between IQ and income (and presumably, power), minus an adjustment for his... Read More
Cartographic guide to the European immigration crisis with each country's estimated cuck rating. Pink = Go back to your cuckshed, Sven! Red = Very Cucked. Light Red = Soon to get cucked. Light Green = "So bad even wartorn refugees think it sucks," according to the Taiwanese. Being based is good but is not that... Read More
Can be closed with the help of Taiwanese immigrants.
Album contains the Russian version of this meme.
After a week-long absence, the Internet is growing rife with rumors about Putin's health and whereabouts. Has he produced a heir with Alina Kabaeva? Is he plotting nuclear war with the West from his bunker at Mount Yamantau? Has he been abducted by aliens? Or is the Mausoleum about to get a new occupant?? Let's... Read More
Anatoly Karlin
About Anatoly Karlin

I am a blogger, thinker, and businessman in the SF Bay Area. I’m originally from Russia, spent many years in Britain, and studied at U.C. Berkeley.

One of my tenets is that ideologies tend to suck. As such, I hesitate about attaching labels to myself. That said, if it’s really necessary, I suppose “liberal-conservative neoreactionary” would be close enough.

Though I consider myself part of the Orthodox Church, my philosophy and spiritual views are more influenced by digital physics, Gnosticism, and Russian cosmism than anything specifically Judeo-Christian.